Nope. Still Nothing.
September 27, 2006 by Run Up The Score!
Not ready to discuss college football yet. Sorry. Maybe tonight.
In happier news, there’s the rumor of a Dustin “Screech” Diamond sex tape. Let’s just say, the story gave the New York Daily News a reason to publish the words “Dirty Sanchez” for the world to see.
To honor Mr. Diamond, a YouTube clip that I haven’t even watched yet:
And yes, I’m aware that Screech supposedly has a forty pound sledgehammer for a cock. I’m as horrified as anyone, but Tom Petty taught me a long time ago that even the losers get lucky sometimes.
I walk in yesterday from work to have my wife ask me point blank,”What’s a dirty sanchez?”
She led such a sheltered childhood.
My other favorite was when she was singing ZZ Top “Pearl Necklace” and I informed her what it really meant and her jaw aout hit the floor.
“But I thought they meant jewelry!”
As for the forty pound sledgehammer, that proves to me that God has a great sense of humor.
That’s fucking great… mike hit it on the head.
Seems to me you know a lot about Screech’s dong.
I wonder….
Thankfully, I’m not nearly as obseesed as this guy, who is officially my hero.