The RUTS World Domination Tour heads to northeastern Pennsylvania for a left knee MRI on Thursday. There will be some form of inter-blog taunting with one of the guys from Black Heart Gold Pants on Thursday night or Friday morning.
Given the way our respective seasons have gone thus far, expect plenty of this:
And one or twenty references to this abortion of a football game:
Until then, suckers.
By the way, when do we bomb Myanmar? Is that on the schedule yet? You know, spreading freedom and relieving people from oppressive, totalitarian regimes and all that. I’m pretty sure they exported a lot of oil back when the Brits ran the show and it was known as Burma.



3 responses so far ↓
happyhourvalley // October 4, 2007 at 3:16 am
Sadly, I’ve never seen “The Big Lebowski” but I was surprised to see it challenging “Scarface” in the f-bombs category.
speedomike02 // October 4, 2007 at 7:27 am
You see how it feels to fuck a stranger in the ass?
pittanylion // October 4, 2007 at 11:18 am
The Stranger: There’s just one thing, Dude.
The Dude: And what’s that?
The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
The Dude: What the fuck you talking about?
The Stranger: Okay, Dude. Have it your way.
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