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Mmmm. Butter.

January 3, 2008 · 7 Comments

I can’t believe it’s not bovine!  Such is life when the Farm Show rolls back into Harrisburg.

 

Yes, Charlie Weis has already offered the butter-cow a scholarship.

Categories: fatty fat fat

7 responses so far ↓

  • Tailgate Shogun // January 3, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    Oh the humanity! Where does one even get 900 lbs of butter?

    I mean, other than RUTS’s fridge, that is.

    ba-dum psshhh!

  • SweepTheLeg // January 3, 2008 at 8:34 pm

    Watch out TS, RUTS has joined the gym and began working out for the first time since college football practice in 93′.

    Although his idea of working out is walking on a treadmill and lifting very light weights not raising HB above 100.

    You guys really going to run that group marathon in VT, 100:1 he bails w/ some “boo boo”.

    I would bail to see Elmo and friends though….

  • Run Up The Score! // January 4, 2008 at 9:59 am

    My heart rate was at 180 the other night, and that’s the last time I ever attempt to walk all the way to the fridge without stopping for rest.

  • Tailgate Shogun // January 4, 2008 at 10:42 am

    Hey - we did some crazy weightlifting the summer after sophomore year. We were about two weeks away from being ready for the Mr. Olympia competition.

    So, yeah, we entered the lottery for the marathon relay. If we get picked, RUTS has five months to be able to work up to jogging (we don’t even need running) a 3.1 mile leg, leaving 23.1 miles for the ladies and me to cover. So, even if Carl Lewis Jr. bails on us, we should still be okay.

    We’ll make him run for beer for us after we bask in the glow of our glorious marathon relay victory. And by victory, I mean we finished without hurting ourselves. Finishing first has nothing to do with it.

  • SweepTheLeg // January 4, 2008 at 10:57 am

    Actually I remember that summer, it when you guys cut off the sleves to almost every shirt you owned.

    If I recall, there were even polo shirts w/ arms cut off.

  • Tailgate Shogun // January 4, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    Yep, the sleeveless shirts really helped sell tickets to the Gun Show.

    It was a summer of all lifting & no cardio. It was magnificent.

  • Run Up The Score! // January 4, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    And Pitcher Wars. You can’t leave out Pitcher Wars and screaming at John Cunningham to play “She’s So Cold” or some other Stones rarity.

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