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Blue & White Roundtable — The Draft

May 3, 2007 · No Comments

Happy Wednesday Thursday, everyone! It’s a belated version of B&W Roundtable today, since I was a little preoccupied with work yesterday. Black Shoe Diaries provided this week’s questions. The Nittany Line posted his thoughts yesterday. A blogger for a semi-popular Pennsylvania news website will probably be stealing our responses, posting them under his own name in about 45 minutes, and not give anyone credit for it.

(Seriously, we’re watching you. Either try to make it a little less obvious, or start linking to the sites you’re pilfering content from.)

Five Penn State players were taken in the NFL draft this weekend. Which player fell into the best situation?

Truth be told, they all fell into pretty good situations. Levi Brown’s new team might not be the best in the world, but he went about five picks higher than most people projected he would, and made a few extra million dollars in the process. Paul Posluszny fills an immediate need in Buffalo, where he’ll be treated like a god of linebacking. Jay Alford’s third round selection by the Giants was certainly a surprise and he may face some lofty expectations, but he gets to play for his favorite childhood team. Good deal. Even Tim Shaw, selected by Carolina in the late rounds, is in a position where he can get on the field quickly.

Of course, as an Eagles fan, I can’t adequately describe how happy I am to have Tony Hunt on the team. I’ve written it a million times — Hunt is the most criminally underappreciated Penn State running back of the past 20 years. Congratulations to all the guys.

Watching Brady Quinn sit through the excruciatingly long first round of the draft was the biggest story of the day. Do you feel sorry for him or did your face hurt from grinning so much by the time the Browns drafted him?

I felt bad for him, but really, he had to know it was a possibility. Sure, there were plenty of teams who could’ve taken Quinn, but he simply wasn’t the #2 quarterback on everyone’s draft board. In that sense, he was setting himself up for an Aaron Rodgers Moment.

The whole Green Room concept at the draft is ridiculous, anyway. Sit around for an average of three hours, for what? To hold up a jersey next to Roger Goodell? Watching Brady Quinn squirm was compelling, but on average, watching the players celebrate with their families makes for much better television.

Along the lines of Brady Quinn, now we have to listen to the Bucknuts say they told us so about Ted Ginn Jr. being a top ten pick. Is it possible we’re wrong and Ginn will be a great player in the NFL? Or will he rank up there with the greatest first round busts of all time?

I honestly don’t know what to tell you when it comes to Ted Ginn. He’s fast as hell, but not a good receiver. I’m sorry, he’s not. Unless he gets some serious coaching in Miami, he’s going to struggle because NFL cornerbacks are slightly better than Northwestern cornerbacks.

Ohio State fans can’t seem to grasp why Penn State fans are down on Ted Ginn. Here’s why:

2006: 2 catches, 15 yards
2005: 3 catches, 40 yards (27 of those 40 yards against PSU’s prevent defense on OSU’s last drive.)
2004: 2 catches, 23 yards

He ran a punt back for a TD in the 2004 game, but that’s not exactly a huge deal against Penn State’s special teams during The Dark Years.

So yeah, forgive us if we’re not impressed.

Apparently some Penn State players were arrested last week or something. Did you hear about this? Some people say the last remnants of the Grand Experiment are fading and Penn State’s glory days as a model football program are over. Has Paterno lost control of the program?

To say that Paterno has lost control of the program might be a bit strong. It’s clear that today’s football players don’t fear authority as much as they used to. Also, the environment in State College (and really, Centre County as a whole) translates into news being generated everytime a Penn State player gets a parking ticket. So when these types of incidents are publicized to such a ridiculous degree (and yes, I include myself in that process), the coaches and authorities are compelled to address the situation with the type of aggression that leads to year-long suspensions and felony charges.

Of course, at the end of the day, the players were wrong for assembling a posse and staking out the apartment party. None of this is even an issue if one guy steps in and stops the group from entering the apartment.

Many people in the message boards are suggesting the District Attorney is on a witch hunt to prosecute a high profile case. From what you’ve read of the police report, are the players charged to date getting a fair investigation?

I can’t say it’s unfair, put it that way. I’ll wait until the transcripts of the preliminary hearing come out. That’s when we’ll get more information on exactly who did what. As someone who works in that profession, I hesitate to accuse the District Attorney’s Office of any improprieties. However, I remember how they treated the Scott Paxson case, and I can’t say I particularly blame some rabid Penn State fans for fearing this may be a similar crapfest (if not worse). I think the serious nature of the charges is throwing everyone into a tizzy. No jury in the nation would actually convict Justin King of criminal trespass.

However, once again, none of this is a problem if one guy steps in and stops the group from entering the apartment. All of this other garbage — whining about the allegedly vengeful D.A., the poor, persecuted football players, the punks who started the altercation in the first place, and the 2007 season coming to a crashing halt four months before it begins — is a total non-issue if cooler heads prevailed that night.

How did your favorite NFL team do in the Draft?

I talked about the Kevin Kolb selection a few days ago, and I’m obviously thrilled that the Eagles drafted Tony Hunt. I have absolutely zero beef with the Victor Abiamiri pick in the 2nd round, because the Eagles always seem to have depth and injury issues at defensive end. The linebacker from Nebraska, Stewart Bradley, is intriguing because of his size and possible ability to bulk up into another defensive end. For now, he’s a “Sam” linebacker.

The back end of the draft was filled with projects. C.J. Gaddis seems to be eventual replacement for Brian Dawkins if he develops into the type of player NFLDraftScout.com envisions:

“He hits with a thud and uses that great leaping ability to not only intercept and deflect passes, but his timing is very good, getting the elevation to excel as a kick blocker … Put him at cornerback and he will struggle … Show patience and let him develop at safety, you will have a force who hits like a linebacker.

Cincinnati tight end Brent Celek doesn’t particularly impress me, but neither do current Philly backups Matt Schobel and Todd Bartrum. In fact, Celek’s long-snapping ability might spell the end for Bartrum in Philadelphia.

Rashad Barksdale started playing football during his senior year at Albany and immediately earned the starting cornerback job. That means something, though I don’t know what. Could be a diamond in the rough. The Eagles turned Roderick Hood and Joselio Hanson into adequate defensive backs. This kid has much more athletic ability. I particularly liked the “Compares To” section of Barksdale’s profile:

Compares To: Al Harris, Green Bay — Barksdale is bigger than Harris, but both can really put good pop behind their hits … Barksdale is still raw in his technique, but he has excellent quickness and is really a blank slate with no bad habits due to his limited experience … He is going to need patient coaching, but it is obvious that the athletic talent is there.

Al Harris? Can we count on Barksdale for two 15-yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalties every Sunday, too?

As for the Eagles’ seventh round pick, it’s hard not to pull for a guy like Nasti Nate Ilaoa to make the team for comedy’s sake. A 5′8″ 248-pound Hawaiian guy with surprising quickness? Bye, bye, Reno Mahe?

Lightning Round

What is your least favorite sport?

Keeping it limited to major sports, I’d go with professional basketball. Regular season NBA games are the worst. They make golf and tennis seem compelling by comparison. However, I have to say that the Golden State / Dallas series has been incredible.

The NCAA’s ban on text messaging recruits: Good thing or bad thing?

Good thing, although recruiting is so inherently dirty that coaches will just set up Myspace and Facebook accounts, or finally give up on the half-assed measures and start stalking the kids in-person.

Finish this sentence: Charlie Weis is so fat…

…he needs a lifeguard for his pudding bowl.

Categories: Blue White Roundtable · Penn State · philadelphia eagles · the spring brawl of 2007

Every Day Should Be Monday

April 30, 2007 · No Comments

Philadelphia Eagles release Dhani Jones.

Now is a good time to ask, since we’re obviously not all Eagles fans. How did YOUR team do in the draft?

Categories: nfl draft · philadelphia eagles

In Defense Of Kevin Kolb

April 29, 2007 · No Comments

It’s going to be 86 degrees and brilliantly sunny in Denver today, so you shouldn’t expect much in the way of bloggery.

The NFL draft rolls on this morning, with the fourth round progressing at quite a nice pace right now. The Eagles don’t have a fourth round pick, and have two 5th-round selections along with a 6th and a 7th. However, I come here to defend the Eagles’ shocking second round selection of QB Kevin Kolb.

Honestly, the more I read about him, the more I like the pick. It’s not even the headline-type stuff in his profile that I like. Four year starter in college. Quick learner. Hard worker. Those are all nice, but most quarterbacks in the league are cut from that cloth. Here’s what I really like:

“Short strider who has the change-of-direction agility to sidestep the initial tackler, doing an effective job of throwing from either of the outside hashes.”

“Loves the challenge in pressure situations and remains cool in the backfield, despite numerous protection breakdowns (was sacked 33 times in 2006, but fumbled only once), as he is also very conscious of protecting the ball to prevent the costly fumble.”

“Can slide and avoid, doing a nice job of escaping pressure and creating when on the move.”

“Knows where all of his targets are and will throw the ball away rather than force the issue when all are covered.”

“Does whatever he can to stay alive in the pocket, as he picks up defensive schemes quickly and has no problems taking plays from the chalkboard to the field”

“Self-starter who has been a great program player and unquestioned leader ever since first stepping into the huddle as a freshman … Vocal leader, but not the type who appears arrogant, like some quarterbacks tend to be.”

This is obviously a smart player. He’s a dedicated film and workout enthusiast. He’s a leader. He’s exactly the kind of player who could capture his teammates’ (and Philadelphia’s) enthusiasm if something happens — again — to Donovan. And for some reason, the stories and blogs that I’ve read about the Kolb selection keep omitting these stats from his senior year at Houston:

292 for 432 (67.6 percent) with 30 touchdowns and four interceptions.

I don’t care who or where you’re playing, 30 TD’s, 4 INT’s, and 67.6% is pretty damned good. There were plenty of NFL front office personnel who loved Kolb. Not a majority of executives, by any means, but a small group. Frankly, Andy Reid has made so many good personnel decisions over the past few years that I’m inclined to give him the full benefit of the doubt on Kolb. Nobody’s perfect, but Andy’s been right a lot more than he’s been wrong.

Categories: kevin kolb · philadelphia eagles

Lazy NFL Draft Analysis

April 28, 2007 · No Comments

It’s a very good day for four Nittany Lions. Poz went a little lower than most thought. Jay Alford was an unexpected first-day pick. Levi Brown is going to be much wealthier than he imagined, thanks to Arizona taking him at #5. Finally, Tony Hunt lands with the Eagles, who needed a big back. Black Shoe Diaries has the analysis. Hopefully, Tim Shaw won’t be on the board for long tomorrow.

As for the Eagles taking Kevin Kolb in the second round, they really must have seen something they liked in that kid. The general reaction seems to be more of shock and confusion than any sort of palpable anger. I’ll have more on the Eagles and the draft tomorrow, I’m sure. For now, go check out the best Philly sports blog around, The 700 Level.

Update: I’ll say this about Kolb — he comes across as exactly the kind of quarterback you need in the NFL, if this scouting profile on nfl.com is any indication. The “positives” section goes on forever. I mean, forever. And the leading criticism in the “negatives” section is this gem:

“Has a soft midsection, high-cut calves and thin ankles.”

Oooooh.

Anyway, I’m more than happy to give Kolb a chance. The Eagles drafted four pretty good players today. A quarterback with a ton of potential, a very athletic defensive end, the big running back we’ve been wishing for, and the leader of an excellent Big 12 defense. Not bad.

Categories: Penn State · kevin kolb · nfl draft · philadelphia eagles · tony hunt

A Boring, Tedious Storm Approaches

April 12, 2007 · No Comments

Is there anything more arduous than trying to watch the entire first round of the NFL Draft? Six hours of bad Chris Berman jokes, Mel Kiper ranting, and coy war room interviews with Jerry Jones.

Awful Announcing is undertaking a huge project to spice things up — the The Complete Sports Blogger’s NFL Mock Draft Version 1.0! It involves some of the most prominent members of the sports blogosphere and…me. Yeah.

Anyway, I’ll be drafting for the Philadelphia Eagles. Big surprise there. Any suggestions? What do the Eagles need most?

Also, Dan Shanoff, pick up your red phone!

Run Up The Score! said…

Dan — The Philadelphia Eagles hereby offer the 26th pick in the first round and a shipment of Tastykakes in exchange for the first pick of the draft, pending a physical exam by a licensed cardiologist who will stipulate that the fat and cholesterol won’t kill you.

Categories: donovan mcnabb · drugs are like vitamins · nfl draft · philadelphia eagles

Only The NFL Could Pull This Off

April 11, 2007 · No Comments

In no other sport on this planet is the release of the upcoming season’s schedule such a big deal. You have to give the NFL credit for making things like the schedule, the draft, and the freaking draft combine actual news.

This is an annual exercise in futility, because nobody knows how good or bad these teams will eventually be, and certainly, nobody knows how injuries will affect the power balance of the league.

Still, as an Eagles fan, I like the way this sets up. Here’s your 2007 Philadelphia Eagles schedule:

Sun., Sept. 9, at Green Bay, 1 p.m. (FOX)
Mon., Sept. 17, REDSKINS, 8:30 p.m. (ESPN)
Sun., Sept. 23, DETROIT, 1 p.m. (FOX)
Sun., Sept. 30, at Giants, 8:15 p.m. (NBC)
Sun., Oct. 7, Bye
Sun., Oct. 14, at Jets, 1 p.m. (FOX)
Sun., Oct. 21, CHICAGO, 4:15 p.m. (FOX)
Sun., Oct. 28, at Minnesota, 1 p.m. (FOX)
Sun., Nov. 4, DALLAS, 8:15 p.m. (NBC)
Sun., Nov. 11, at Washington, 1 p.m. (FOX)
Sun., Nov. 18, MIAMI, 1 p.m. (CBS)
Sun., Nov. 25, at New England, 8:15 p.m. (NBC)
Sun., Dec. 2, SEATTLE, 1 p.m. (FOX)
Sun., Dec. 9, GIANTS, 1 p.m., (FOX)
Sun., Dec. 16, at Dallas, 4:15 p.m. (FOX)
Sun., Dec. 23, at New Orleans, 1 p.m. (FOX)
Sun., Dec. 30, BUFFALO, 1 p.m. (CBS)

Categories: nfl news · philadelphia eagles

Clairvoyance? Something Like That.

April 9, 2007 · No Comments

I’d say “I told you so“, but it wouldn’t have been much different if I had predicted that the sun would rise in the east tomorrow.

Sing it with me, people.

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Categories: culture of mediocrity · philadelphia eagles · philadelphia phillies

Taking Advantage Of A Sweet Old Man

March 26, 2007 · No Comments

Does this trade seem slightly lopsided? Exactly what am I missing here?

In a deal that addresses Philadelphia’s offseason priority for adding a playmaking linebacker, the Eagles acquired veteran Takeo Spikes from the Buffalo Bills on Monday night.

Takeo Spikes
Spikes

The Eagles also acquired veteran backup quarterback Kelly Holcomb as part of the trade package. In exchange, Buffalo received seven-year veteran defensive tackle Darwin Walker, who had become extraneous in Philadelphia because of the team’s depth, and an undisclosed draft choice, believed to be a late-round pick.

Categories: philadelphia eagles · takeo spikes

Phillies: Craptastic?

March 22, 2007 · No Comments

According to the authoritative Phillies blog, Beerleaguer, things aren’t going quite as planned for the Phightin’ Phils this spring:

So let’s celebrate the majesty of Phillies Spring Training 2007:

– The guy they expected to anchor the rotation is hurt.
– Most of their catchers are hurt.
– The bullpen may be even worse than expected. The Phillies have done nothing to improve it.
– Tom Gordon looks toasted.
– The magic has run out on Dominican League sensations Antonio Alfonseca and Fabio Castro.
– Batters have buttered Matt Smith, the team’s top left-handed reliever.
– Cole Hamels has been rough. Minor concern, among these others.
– The window to make trades is closing, not that the Phils have any leverage left.
– Garcia, if inoperable, continues the trend of Pat Gillick trading for diddly-poo.
– Ryan Howard is dissatisfied with his swing.
– Ryan Howard may be dissatisfied with his contract.
– Jon Lieber is dissatisfied with his situation.
– Burrell is not showing improvement. One beat writer said the team is concerned.
– Jimmy Rollins provides bulletin board material for the rest of the division by calling the Phillies the team to beat — in January.

So yeah, this little guy might be a few steps ahead of the rest of us. You know we’ll have a futile Phillies season when the “E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!” chants are raining down in mid-May.

Categories: philadelphia eagles · philadelphia phillies

Sir, I Respectfully Disagree With Your Stated Position On Villanova’s Offensive Sets

March 19, 2007 · 1 Comment

What does $44,380 per year buy you in suburban Philadelphia? Hopefully, not a degree from Villanova’s English department.

Apparently, a certain Villanova graduate (let’s give him the benefit of the doubt on that one) didn’t like my description of Nova’s deplorable second-half offense against Kentucky during Extrapolater’s live-blog of the game at Awful Announcing. This individual thinks I’m a Kentucky fan, despite me being (1) born in Philadelphia, (2) a lifelong Villanova basketball fan, (3) a recent graduate from their MBA program, and (4) hopelessly attached to the notion that ‘Nova would not only beat Kentucky, but would also give Kansas all they could handle in the second round.

From: Kieran Cornely
To: runupthescore@gmail.com
Date: Mar 16, 2007 10:32 PM
Subject: Fuck you Asshole!
Mailed-by: villanova.edu

If Nardi wasn’t fucking injured you fucking twit, we would have been all over KTY. You still wont make it to the tourney next year or the year after because you aint got shit for recruiting…so lick balls. You fucking piece of shit loser.

If Kentucky fucking lost you would have been moaning and calling “Tubby” Fat ass fucking job. Win gracious and stop flapping your fucking gums…talking about ‘Nova’s offense being shitty.

Luckily for all of us, he even sent an unprompted follow-up a minute later:

From: Kieran Cornely
To: runupthesscore@gmail.com
Date: Fri, Mar 16, 2007 at 10:33 PM
Subject: oh yeah…

Glass Joe is fucking pussy!

On 3/16/07, Kieran Cornely wrote:

From: Kieran Cornely
To: runupthesscore@gmail.com
Date: Fri, Mar 16, 2007 at 10:41 PM
Subject: oh yeah…

Glass Joe is a fucking pussy! HAHA


I do enjoy the fact that he wrote back eight minutes later to insert the “a” and “HAHA” to his Glass Joe comment. There’s something to be said for proper use of articles, after all.

So with that out of the way, here’s Kieran’s MySpace profile. And I shit you not, this the Google text ad that accompanied his pictures:

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Find the Answer. Take the Free Gay Quiz!
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Maybe the “lick balls” comment was more of a request. After all, who’s the guy grab-assing with Swoop instead of focusing his attention on the obviously drunken and available ladies behind him?

As always, you can send your hate mail to runupthescore at gmail dot com!

Categories: anger management issues · march madness · philadelphia · philadelphia eagles · totally not gay · villanova wildcats

Rob Corddry in "The Winner"

March 5, 2007 · No Comments

Yes, I sat through both episodes last night. Unwittingly, I read a review of the show beforehand, and it turned out to be 100% accurate. In seven words: Corddry is great, the writing is deplorable.

One ray of light for the Philadelphia Eagles this morning — Donte Stallworth may be slightly easier to sign than previously thought, since information came out revealing that Stallworth already has one strike in the NFL substance abuse program.

I still think the Eagles need this guy. Badly, in fact. Also, this bit of good news:

Because Stallworth hit the free-agent market, the Eagles only have to surrender a fourth-round pick to the Saints as part of the trade the teams made shortly before the start of the 2006 season. Had Stallworth signed with the Eagles before the start of free agency, the team would have had to relinquish a third-round pick. The trade also sent linebacker Mark Simoneau to the Saints.

Categories: drugs are like vitamins · philadelphia eagles · rob corddry

P-O-S-L-U-S-Z-N-Y!

February 23, 2007 · 1 Comment

Okay, it doesn’t flow off the tongue like “E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!”, but I like the thought:

Mike Mayock:

“I think one of those playoff teams, somewhere 22 through 32 in the first round, is going to say, ‘Wow, he’s a tough kid, smart kid. He flies all over the field, and he can come in and play for us.’ “

I know one of those teams! They even need a linebacker who can play right away! Like, four of them! Unless you’d rather roll into the 2007 season with Dhani Jones, of course.


Fashion icon and below average linebacker, Dhani Jones.

Categories: nfl draft · paul posluszny · philadelphia eagles